Caterpillar Medic

Named after the Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland, Caterpillar Medic is constantly... erm... How shall we put this? Stoned. We imagine that when he is getting stoned, he blows smoke letters from his mouth, whilst similtaneously puffing on shisha. He is also a medic, hence the second part of his name. Tiny Little Baby Feet hates all medics, due to a long-term relationship with Twatface Medic. Caterpillar Medic is usually found with a constant stream of women coming into his room, and a constant stream of foul-smelling smoke coming out. He appears to have shunned the rest of the ground floor.

Song = The Beatles - Strawberry Fields

Mouthy McMoutherson

Mouthy McMoutherson is an extremely lovely girl, who does not seem to know the power of her own voice. She is currently in a strange relationship (of sorts) with Hamster Spurs, which generally involves them screaming at each other at four in the morning, much to the annoyance of Tiny Little Baby Feet and Fringe Girl. However, she allows us to use her staff discount to buy shoes, which makes up for this greatly. Mouthy McMoutherson shares our dislike of Sociopath Wanker, and is in the unfortunate position of being in the room between his and that of Caterpillar Medic. Once asked, during a disscusion on the ratio of fat to breast tissue, "Are my boobs obese?".

Mouthy's Song is: No Doubt - Just a Girl