"Bring Me The Big Knife!"

Firstly, after great excitement about the emmigration of Sociopath Wanker from the corridor, he has now decided not to leave because he won't be here over Summer. Why/How can anyone be stupid enough not to realise this in the first place? What a massive gimp! Also, he and his girlfriend appear to have purchased a keyboard and have taken to playing it poorly... and trying to compose things, equally poorly.

Secondly, there is a new character to be added. She will be Psychomanipuliar! She is an evil bitch. Also a psycho stalker. Tiny Little Baby Feet seems to attract these people, somehow. ... I am not one of them. (Tiny Little Baby Feet: 'wtf do I do to deserve this? time, after time, after time?'). Remember people: sexual assault/stalking is never ok.

Exams = death. Along with everything else to do with exams: i.e. revision, learning, reading, essay planning, failing. Fringe Girl would like to add that oral exams = double death. Ugh. (Tiny Little Baby Feet feels that this would in fact mean life. She is WRONG!). The only things which make exams better are:
1) the popping of balloons in flight with a sharp knife.
2) the watching of Moonstruck and/or various comedy shows
3) Cake(not death, and not the fail cakes made by Tiny Little Baby Feet earlier this week - for future reference, jam in cake mix = fail. On the other hand, apple flavoured buttercream and marshmallow flavoured buttercream are epic wins!)
4) funny voices. Especially bad Russian accents.
5) Old Fashioned sweets. www.aquarterof.co.uk/www.cybercandy.co.uk - AMAZING!

Fringe Girl has observed from her revision that if she believed what textbooks showed Spanish people wearing, they would all be wearing hideous skirted suits from the eighties. This is not what they wear - methinks the illustrator could only draw women in bad suits. With equally bad hair. With the exception of Spanish novels, which don't frequently have illustrations. Tiny Little Baby Feet would like to make the point that if people looked like they did in Quentin Blake's illustrations of Roald Dahl people would look most peculiar and scruffy. AND have very silly shoes. Shoes should never be silly. EVER.