Hamster Spurs

Named thus as he has a hamster and supports Spurs, much to the dismay of Fringe Girl and Tiny Little Baby Feet.
Is currently in a strange relationship with Mouthy McMoutherson.
Has a magnitude of cigarette butts outside his window - he maintains that they are not all his. But he lies. HE LIES.
Seems never to go to lectures, however, this could be due to his tramp-like nature. Also studies French, which is a fail (according to Tiny Little Baby Feet, who suspects his penis is also a fail).

Hamster Spurs song is: MC Solar - Le Belle et Le Bad Boy

Mouthy McMoutherson

Mouthy McMoutherson is an extremely lovely girl, who does not seem to know the power of her own voice. She is currently in a strange relationship (of sorts) with Hamster Spurs, which generally involves them screaming at each other at four in the morning, much to the annoyance of Tiny Little Baby Feet and Fringe Girl. However, she allows us to use her staff discount to buy shoes, which makes up for this greatly. Mouthy McMoutherson shares our dislike of Sociopath Wanker, and is in the unfortunate position of being in the room between his and that of Caterpillar Medic. Once asked, during a disscusion on the ratio of fat to breast tissue, "Are my boobs obese?".

Mouthy's Song is: No Doubt - Just a Girl