Hamster Spurs

Named thus as he has a hamster and supports Spurs, much to the dismay of Fringe Girl and Tiny Little Baby Feet.
Is currently in a strange relationship with Mouthy McMoutherson.
Has a magnitude of cigarette butts outside his window - he maintains that they are not all his. But he lies. HE LIES.
Seems never to go to lectures, however, this could be due to his tramp-like nature. Also studies French, which is a fail (according to Tiny Little Baby Feet, who suspects his penis is also a fail).

Hamster Spurs song is: MC Solar - Le Belle et Le Bad Boy