Funnywhendrunk

Did not drink (due to religious reasons) until one night at a bar in town, when he was accidentally given a mojito. Now seems to enjoy alcohol a LOT. Also smoking. Also wearing pajamas in public without actually realising that they are pajamas. Supports Manchester United, which has endeared him to Tiny Little Baby Feet, and made Fringe Girl lose all respect for him (can you guess that we argue over football?).

Once mumbled to himself when cooking, and when asked what he was saying by Rarebit Biologist, said "Oh, I'm just being erotic". We assume he meant to say 'neurotic'.

His song: Santana - Samba Pa' ti