Sociopath Wanker (and girlfriend)

How do we begin to describe Sociopath Wanker? Two days in, we turned to eachother at dinner and said "We're not going to get along with this gimp". And lo and behold, we were right! Sociopath Wanker enjoys using other people's dishes, and having sex very loudly. He also appears to be nocturnal, deaf, and the concept of empathy seems to evade him. Bad news for Tiny Little Baby Feet, who is in the room next to his!

Sociopath Wanker also has a girlfriend, named Sociopath Wanker's Girlfriend. She is a drop-out who is probably going to get fired pretty soon, if she hasn't already. Like Sociopath Wanker, she also enjoys having sex loudly (monkey noises) and has no idea what the word 'apology' means.

Their song is: Avenue Q - You can be as loud as the hell you want (when you're making love)