Caterpillar Medic

Named after the Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland, Caterpillar Medic is constantly... erm... How shall we put this? Stoned. We imagine that when he is getting stoned, he blows smoke letters from his mouth, whilst similtaneously puffing on shisha. He is also a medic, hence the second part of his name. Tiny Little Baby Feet hates all medics, due to a long-term relationship with Twatface Medic. Caterpillar Medic is usually found with a constant stream of women coming into his room, and a constant stream of foul-smelling smoke coming out. He appears to have shunned the rest of the ground floor.

Song = The Beatles - Strawberry Fields