Welcome Back!!

The greatest welcome back from Easter was that Sociopath Wanker is moving out. This makes Tiny Little Baby Feet very happy - she fully intends to throw them a leaving party... except without inviting them. Crackhead has also moved out... noone noticed.

Over-Sensitive Girl tried to fuck us over by leaving the house for next year... this did not make us happy as we spent a whole day frantically scrabbling around to find a housemate to fill her space before she changed her mind yet a-fucking-gain! Why sign a contract if you're already having doubts?

Lately, we have become obsessed with Sims 3 (leading, of course, to very few lectures being attended). We created a Ground Floor, and also most of the housemates. Several have been set on fire already. Oopsy. Also, Whiney Mcwhinesalot's Boyfriend drowned in a tragic (cough) accident. He will be sadly missed. Or not.

In other news, Omegle.com is our new love, along with wicker. We don't fully understand where this obsession came from, all we know is wicker is an epic win. We even made a sim whose clothes were entirely made out of wicker. Foot on you, anyone? That is all.

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Oversensitive Girl

Oversensitive Girl, needless to say, is oversensitive. Sees Talksalot as the bully of the flat, and finds it difficult to be in the same room as her. Is actually lovely, however. Enjoys maths (and would kill us for writing that), goes to bed early, and is ill a lot.

Her song: Laura Marling - Ghosts

Talksalot

Talksalot has a very interesting personality, in that she can go from being lovely to greatly dismissive within the passing of seconds. This has caused friction with several other flatmates (namely Oversensitive Girl). An able chef, and often thinks that her own food is better than that of others. Having said this, we feel that Talksalot also has the potential to be rather fun and lovely. Just don't mention Europe. Or boyfriends. Or literature. Talksalot is best friends with Rarebit Biologist, and has also formed a close friendship with The Random Ugandan, after an initial dislike of him.

Her song is: Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up