The Random Ugandan

Firstly, we feel we should point out that The Random Ugandan is not ACTUALLY from Uganda. For whatever reason, he just likes to pretend that he is, which amuses us greatly. Wrote a book about the flatmtes in which he killed off Oversensitive Girl, and quite possibly Salvador Dalí. Also had both Fringe Girl and Tiny Little Baby Feet have affairs with Sociopath Wanker (in the book, in the book!), which neither of us were amused by. Very nice man, VERY good at accents, especially Ugandan and "Sith Efrican". Eats a ridiculous amount of yoghurts. Also likes fish fingers, as they allow him to make ridiculous innuendos about putting his fingers in Fringe Girl's oven.

His song - Toto - Africa