Hometime!

Fringe Girl here. Tiny Little Baby Feet has gone back to the land of families, home cooking, and dishwashers, and left me to blog by myself. I know, how cruel of her! The others are also slowly disappearing. Of the important ones, The Random Ugandan, Rarebit Biologist and Talksalot are leaving early tomorrow. Hippy Girl has already left, along with Whiney Mcwhinesalot. Salvador Dalí, who only realised that the Easter holidays started next week about four days ago (oh, I wonder what it'd be like to live in his world!) will probably drive down at some obscene time in the middle of the night.

So, there will be a lack of flatmate drama to write up in the coming weeks! Luckily we have a stash of stories to keep the reading several entertained while we are away from this place we call "The Ground Floor". And in three weeks we'll be back, snooping for fresh gossip!

Changes

Loud Mangirl moved out today, taking her nice cutlery with her. This will either mean an empty room for a couple of months, or, probably most likely, a new flatmate. This will be interesting, as this place has got pretty cliquey since we all moved in, and we've become like an extremely small (and pretty weird) village somewhere in the West Country that doesn't take kindly to strangers.

In other news, Whiney Mcwhinesalot has returned from a week at home and decided to blank all flatmates for no apparent reason. Hardly surprising, as before she left she posted a Facebook status declaring that we were all "a bunch of twats". This from a girl that complains that no one here likes her. She also accused Hamster Spurs of stealing her milk, and threatened to report him to the police (no, I'm serious!). Hamster Spurs is lactose intolerant. I think this is one for Gil Grissom and his trusty team, as, so far, the case remains open.

Earlier this week, The Random Ugandan got very drunk. This was very amusing. Did you know that Jesse Jackson was born in 1927 and invented the modern spoon? No, neither did we.

St. Patrick's Day

Flatmates pissed on our happy St Patrick's Day bonfire (figuratively, of course). We feel that we both have the right to celebrate it, as Tiny Little Baby Feet has a horrible St Patrick's Day last year (to the point that until 48 hours ago she was planning to curl up in a ball tonight), though she has now decided to embrace it and make it a fantastic night, and Fringe Girl has always felt strongly connected to her Irish heritage (Hi, mum and dad!). She even has an Irish last name. So, we are ignoring the cries of "Oh, it's just an excuse to get drunk!" and are treating it... As an excuse to get drunk.

In an escape from our bonfire-pissing friends, we went outside, and met with Weird Ian (who is both weird, and named Ian). He was also embracing the green, Celtic spririt... Weirdly. As is how he seems to do everything. We enjoy Weird Ian. He brightens our day!

The Random Ugandan

Firstly, we feel we should point out that The Random Ugandan is not ACTUALLY from Uganda. For whatever reason, he just likes to pretend that he is, which amuses us greatly. Wrote a book about the flatmtes in which he killed off Oversensitive Girl, and quite possibly Salvador Dalí. Also had both Fringe Girl and Tiny Little Baby Feet have affairs with Sociopath Wanker (in the book, in the book!), which neither of us were amused by. Very nice man, VERY good at accents, especially Ugandan and "Sith Efrican". Eats a ridiculous amount of yoghurts. Also likes fish fingers, as they allow him to make ridiculous innuendos about putting his fingers in Fringe Girl's oven.

His song - Toto - Africa

Talksalot

Talksalot has a very interesting personality, in that she can go from being lovely to greatly dismissive within the passing of seconds. This has caused friction with several other flatmates (namely Oversensitive Girl). An able chef, and often thinks that her own food is better than that of others. Having said this, we feel that Talksalot also has the potential to be rather fun and lovely. Just don't mention Europe. Or boyfriends. Or literature. Talksalot is best friends with Rarebit Biologist, and has also formed a close friendship with The Random Ugandan, after an initial dislike of him.

Her song is: Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up