Hometime!

Fringe Girl here. Tiny Little Baby Feet has gone back to the land of families, home cooking, and dishwashers, and left me to blog by myself. I know, how cruel of her! The others are also slowly disappearing. Of the important ones, The Random Ugandan, Rarebit Biologist and Talksalot are leaving early tomorrow. Hippy Girl has already left, along with Whiney Mcwhinesalot. Salvador Dalí, who only realised that the Easter holidays started next week about four days ago (oh, I wonder what it'd be like to live in his world!) will probably drive down at some obscene time in the middle of the night.

So, there will be a lack of flatmate drama to write up in the coming weeks! Luckily we have a stash of stories to keep the reading several entertained while we are away from this place we call "The Ground Floor". And in three weeks we'll be back, snooping for fresh gossip!

Changes

Loud Mangirl moved out today, taking her nice cutlery with her. This will either mean an empty room for a couple of months, or, probably most likely, a new flatmate. This will be interesting, as this place has got pretty cliquey since we all moved in, and we've become like an extremely small (and pretty weird) village somewhere in the West Country that doesn't take kindly to strangers.

In other news, Whiney Mcwhinesalot has returned from a week at home and decided to blank all flatmates for no apparent reason. Hardly surprising, as before she left she posted a Facebook status declaring that we were all "a bunch of twats". This from a girl that complains that no one here likes her. She also accused Hamster Spurs of stealing her milk, and threatened to report him to the police (no, I'm serious!). Hamster Spurs is lactose intolerant. I think this is one for Gil Grissom and his trusty team, as, so far, the case remains open.

Earlier this week, The Random Ugandan got very drunk. This was very amusing. Did you know that Jesse Jackson was born in 1927 and invented the modern spoon? No, neither did we.

Whiney McWhinesalot

Tiny Little Baby Feet often feels the urge to ask Whiney McWhinesalot: 'Would you like some cheese with that whine?'. There are a multitude of issues surrounding her;
1) Whiney McWhinesalot had a crush on Tiny Little Baby Feet to the point of obsession. She made no attempt to hide this. She refused to leave a room while Tiny Little Baby Feet was changing, following this she then said she was going to watch outside with her binoculars. She also attempts to hug Tiny Little Baby Feet, who is not a hug person, frequently. It does not go down well.
2)Whiney McWhinesalot irritates Fringe Girl to the point of insanity, mainly due to her jealousy of Tiny Little Baby Feet's friendship with her. Apparently we are not allowed to be better friends than she is with Tiny Little Baby Feet (currently a non-existent friendship)
3)Whiney McWhinesalot's Boyfriend is one of the biggest aresholes in the world. He has shouted at Fringe Girl without reason on a number of occasions and then felt the need to try to get everyone on his side. This was an Epic Fail - wanker child.

We do not like her.
Her Song is: Beatfreakz - Somebody's Watching Me