Hometime!

Fringe Girl here. Tiny Little Baby Feet has gone back to the land of families, home cooking, and dishwashers, and left me to blog by myself. I know, how cruel of her! The others are also slowly disappearing. Of the important ones, The Random Ugandan, Rarebit Biologist and Talksalot are leaving early tomorrow. Hippy Girl has already left, along with Whiney Mcwhinesalot. Salvador Dalí, who only realised that the Easter holidays started next week about four days ago (oh, I wonder what it'd be like to live in his world!) will probably drive down at some obscene time in the middle of the night.

So, there will be a lack of flatmate drama to write up in the coming weeks! Luckily we have a stash of stories to keep the reading several entertained while we are away from this place we call "The Ground Floor". And in three weeks we'll be back, snooping for fresh gossip!

Salvador Dalí

It may not actually be possible to adequately describe Salvador Dalí. With him, what would be a thirty-second exchange of pleasantries will turn into a two-hour conversation about the concept of time. Fringe Girl enjoys this, as talking bollocks with people is her favourite hobby. Tiny Little Baby Feet would like to add that this is acceptable as long as you don't have to be somewhere at any point in the near future. Although a rare occurence, Fringe Girl recently enjoyed the pleasure of Salvador Dalí whilst intoxicated.

Although there was stiff competition from Cyndi Lauper with Time after Time his song is:
Blur - Out of Time

The Random Ugandan

Firstly, we feel we should point out that The Random Ugandan is not ACTUALLY from Uganda. For whatever reason, he just likes to pretend that he is, which amuses us greatly. Wrote a book about the flatmtes in which he killed off Oversensitive Girl, and quite possibly Salvador Dalí. Also had both Fringe Girl and Tiny Little Baby Feet have affairs with Sociopath Wanker (in the book, in the book!), which neither of us were amused by. Very nice man, VERY good at accents, especially Ugandan and "Sith Efrican". Eats a ridiculous amount of yoghurts. Also likes fish fingers, as they allow him to make ridiculous innuendos about putting his fingers in Fringe Girl's oven.

His song - Toto - Africa